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| [Nettime-bold] TOYWAR.hero-parade: www.etoy.com is back ! |
this is not spam ... this mailing list provides news about the etoy.CORPORATION - the world's most surreal eBRAND and famous electronic art group: ........ in the business of engineering entertainment viruses since 1994. [email protected] TOYWAR.news-flash PARADE - 130.000 people already joined the TOYWAR.parade and celebrate the return of www.etoy.com on february 18, 2000. cheer on the heroines & heroes: http://www.etoy.com/ ************************************************************ TOURS - SPECIAL OFFER FOR ART TOURISTS: http://www.toywar.com ************************************************************ ART DEAL - TOYWAR AT POSTMASTERS GALLERY IN NEW YORK - CONTRACTS SIGNED THIS WEEK .... http://www.postmastersart.com ************************************************************ COCKTAILS - the etoy.CORPORATION invites venture capitalists, TOY.soldiers and journalists to a smalltalk party in new york city next sunday, february 27 2000 ************************************************************ CD - TOYWAR.lullaby SOUNDTRACK CD ON THE WAY ! ************************************************************ WAR - TOYWAR.generals consider LEONARDO.intervention. ************************************************************ details: PARADE - after the dismissal of the insane LAWSUIT was signed by the judge in los angeles last week the TOYWAR.community elected 12 TOYWAR.generals and 45 TOYWAR.heroes who are right now proudly marching off the legendary battlefield (displayed on www.etoy.com). their services are compensated with a huge amount of etoy.SHARES and plastic medals! all generals, heroes/heroines automatically reached full etoy.AGENT-STATUS and become official shareholders of the etoy.CORPORATION (documents, contracts and the rules will be sent out). 260 additional brave toysoldiers who reached more than 80 etoy.POINTS during this war were also awarded with the official etoy.AGENT-TITLE and become shareholders. 750 soldiers who participated in the operation "TOYWAR.com TOY-HARBOR" between november 29, 1999 and january 10, 2000 are promoted to the rank of a TOYWAR.veteran and become immortal like all high ranking members (not having to buy energy anymore). the etoy.CORPORATION thanks all the TOY.soldiers for spontaneous, creative, playful and dynamic protection of the etoy.BRAND and the successful information&art attacks. OFFICIAL SLOGAN: ecommerce giants will never forget xmas 99. ================================================== TOURS - SPECIAL ADVENTURE TRIPS TO TOYWAR.com FOR TOURISTS! NO RECRUITING NECESSARY FOR DEFCON 3: http://www.toywar.com/ LEARN MORE ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PERFORMANCES IN ART HISTORY (4,5 BILLION DOLLARS) AND STUDY THE IMPACT GENERATED WORLDWIDE. ordinary people now have the opportunity to be airdropped to one of the TOYWAR.battlefield and to visit the legendary TCP/IP shelters and media rocket launchers...used during the guerilla TOYWAR. 15 minutes guided tour for everyone who missed the battle. ================================================== ART DEAL - postmasters gallery, new york presents etoy etoy will show more than 40 etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES, etoy.TANK7 AND THE TOYWAR.battlefields in MAY 2000. curated by suzy meszoly. etoy.CURATOR: suzanne meszoly opening: saturday, april 29, 2000 closing: thursday, may 11, 2000 TREMENDOUS TOYWAR VICTORY PARTY PLANNED FOR SAT. MAY 14 (AGENT! QUIT YOUR JOB & BOOK A PLANE !) =================================================== COCKTAILS - the etoy.MANAGEMENT will be in new york for the silicon alley 2000 conference and to do twisted business. we invite all agents, activists, journalists and involved toy retailers / nasdaq brokers to exclusive cocktails presented by the thing new york, the postmasters gallery and our curator, suzy meszoly. sunday february 27, 6 to 8pm. location: THE THING 601 west 26 street 16 floor new york, NY 10001 phone: 212 - 366 9738 directions: chelsea district (26 street btw 11 & 12 avenue) =================================================== CD - TOYWAR SOUNDTRACK "TOYWAR.lullabies": 3 further sensational tracks uploaded after the mastering forced the crisis-control-board to stop the assembly line and to remaster the product! 1600 units will be delivered in 3 weeks. plus value: groundbreaking viral impact. =================================================== WAR - solidarity message: the etoy.BRAND is still in the hands of the etoy.CORPORATION because thousands of net users expressed solidarity and showed that they are willing to fight. it is for sure that we will also help others to protect themselves against corporate fools who bulldoze culture & lifestyle. the TOYWAR weapons & knowhow are locked with a security code at the moment... but the 12 TOYWAR.generals are able to decide on the reactivation of the TOYWAR.bombs within minutes and put out an order: LEONARDO ART VS. LEONARDO FINANCE: lets just warn these guys. leonardo finance should study the eToys vs. etoy battle and leave the legal jungle ... there is not much to win for a company like they are.... 1780 experienced and euphoric TOYWAR.agents just wait to test all the weapons we had to hold back in the TOYWAR.shelter. do these people look smart enough to handle TOYWAR II ��� http://www.leonardofinance.fr/anglais/presentation/presentation.htm LEONARDO FINANCE IS THE PERFECT TARGET. NO ONE WILL HELP THEM IF THOUSANDS START TO HASSLE THEM WITH LEGAL TOOLS AND QUESTIONS. NO COMPANY, LAWFIRM AND PR OFFICE IN THE WORLD CAN DO BUSINESS IF THE COMMUNITY TURNS AGAINST THEM. etoy does not promote illegal strategies... we just call for solidarity and smart resistance... its just a combination of intelligent entertainment for all of us, the fight for freedom of culture and a good opportunity to do media art BUT a pain for those who do not understand the net. ---> ask [email protected]. he probably learned. the TOYWAR.generals had a first brief meeting with the involved people and seriously consider a massive LEONARDO.intervention. etoy - billions and billions confused. for the etoy.SHAREHOLDERS: the etoy.MANAGEMENT etoy.ZAI (CEO) etoy.GRAMAZIO (PRESIDENT) etoy.KUBLI (LEGAL AFFAIRS) etoy.MONO (CRISIS-CONTROL) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ HISTORICAL BACKGROUND: ENGLISH: [TIME /digital] http://www.pathfinder.com/time/digital/daily/0,2822,38201,00.html GERMAN: [der Spiegel] http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/ebusiness/nf/0,1518,61247,00.html ITALIAN: [La Repubblica] http://www.repubblica.it/online/tecnologie_internet/etoy/etoy/etoy.html FRENCH: [Le Monde] wysiwyg://495/http://www.lemonde.fr/article/0,2320,seq-2060-39839-MIA,00.html MEDIA COVERAGE / ALL: http://dmoz.org/Society/Activism/Media_Activism/Culture_Jamming/etoy/Media_Coverage/ theoretical background information provided by reinhold grether (english version): SOON !