[Nettime-bold] Morning funeral agency!

["Ventsislav Zankov" <vzankov@crosswinds.net>]

pogrebalana agenzija 'YTPO'
Morning Funeral Agency

ventisslav zankov&lubo Arsov/programmer/
welcome you to share your Dead Ideas  useing the new options for
search/upload wich 'The Agency' offers

welcome to
                                       MORNIN' FUNERAL AGENCY

                      This is the right place where your

                         Stilborn ideas

                              Worn-out ideas

                                 Miscarried ideas

                                     The ideas killed

                     The place where your

                          Dead ideas

                              Rotten ideas

                                  Where your doubts

                                         & remorse,


And your moral sense

                                           CAN REST IN PEACE!

                           1. We provide you with an authorized death
certificate for the item/idea
                     buried, with the exact date and time of death, the
certified subsequent
                     funeral/cremation, the name of the donor who provided
this same essence
                     and/or idea and a brief summary of the essence and/or
idea itself. The virtual
                     space of the buried essence and/or idea will be duly
announced.

                          2.Every visitor to our cemetery may pay their
tributes to the loss of the
                     untimely worn out ideas, and in addition will have the
opportunity to give their
                     own comments, opinions, and feelings evoked by the loss
in question

                          3.  Any visitor, provided that they are in
possession of  enough inner
                     power, talents and possibilities, may bring back to
life any of the ideas buried
                     so far, and in the process pay credit to the person who
granted  the idea to
                     the cemetery.

                          4.   Any misuse of unborn or buried ideas and the
names of their donors is
                     impossible on the territory of this cemetery. Anybody
who granted their
                     essence/idea to the MORNING funeral agency for burial,
storage,
                     mummification, or cremation can prove or claim, if
necessary, their
                     parentage/authorship, the genealogy or the pedigree of
the idea, its
                     authenticity or origin, by virtue of  the
aforementioned  death certificate.

                     HERE YOU CAN LIGHTHEARTEDLY LEAVE  THE THOUGHTS THAT
                     HARASS YOU.  THEY WILL NEVER GET LOST WITH US.

                     HERE YOU CAN TRACE THE LIFE OF YOUR THOUGHTS. THIS IS
THE
                     PLACE WHERE THEY CAN BECOME ALIVE WITHOUT YOUR
PRESENCE,
                     THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THEY ARE REALLY FREE:

                     HERE YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR UNRIPE DESIRES, WE WILL GIVE
THEM
                     BACK TO YOU - NEW AND  DIFFERENT- WHENEVER YOU NEED
THEM
                     AGAIN.

                     HERE YOU CAN STORE ALL THE IDIOTIC ILLUMINATIONS THAT
HAVE
                     AFFLICTED YOU, FOR TOMORROW THEY MAY NOT SEEM THE SAME
                     AS TODAY:

                          YOU CAN EASILY LEAVE YOUR IDENTITY AT PEACE WITH
US.

                                        IT WILL NEVER GET LOST HERE.

                       IT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE AT THIS SAFE PLACE, WHERE THE
ONLY
                                    OPTION AVAILABLE IS REINCARNATION.

                     Please do not hesitate to contact us at:
expeople@altern.org


 the cemetery

enter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ctrl-z.org/morning


_______________________________________________
Nettime-bold mailing list
Nettime-bold@nettime.org
http://www.nettime.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/nettime-bold