| Claudia Westermann on Mon, 5 Nov 2001 23:52:01 +0100 (CET) |
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At 10:14 05.11.01 +0100, [email protected] wrote: > >Imagine a worldwide referendum on the castration of all males over 30. > >human males are useless b4 30. true > >from > > > >> http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_439385.html... > > > > "...and women can now do their jobs just as well." > > > > dze uoird 'now' s.b. remvd frm dzat sntnse... > > (aber in all candor dear creature, > > in my experience women do _better work) > > > >some obscure web personality was once quoted as saying: > >"...any fool can program, and most do." > > > >i have worked with femgineers (female software > >engineers...a coinage you may despise) who may not feel > >compelled to apply every arcane language feature or > >visit every call in an api, but they exhibit what seems > >to be a greater desire for the relevancy of their code. > > > >however, for some women, men will continue to be needed > >for the provision of ultimate pleasure(s). > >u do knou uat dzoze r da +? ...... 1 1 0 - Hello, padre... good to speak to you. I want to enter your convent immediately. Could you send to me the 'ultra fast emergency' form ? ( ... the floor is moving.. ) - [..] - Oh... actually I wanted to do this all my life. ( I just decided ) - [..] - Ok. I can do that. Anything else ? - [..] - Confession ? .... I cannot remember that I ... and if ever did and I realized it, I always excused myself. - [..] - No - [..] - No - [..] - No - [..] - Hm... actually I do not really understand.. is there anything wrong with that ? - [..] - What ? Regret too ? .... You know..... the reason for my application.... - [..] > >the world > >cannot survive if every woman is an artist [...artists > >need models (not model citizens)] . > > >!t !z za!d xy = bkom art!ztz z!nsz modzrhood = den!ed > > > >ouink > > -- dze model frm [....] > > > >postskript: danger lurks in a world where sperm becomes > >a currency or a monitary standard. > >monetary. > > >as long as the world > >remains hospitable toward ejaculations, we will be > >assured that the perceived value of sperm will not > >transcend its utilitarian purpose. > >! uont help u. >or ma! b ! shl. u!l z. - Padre ! This is an emergency ! - [..] >enjo!ng dze f!ne + zku!gl! l!ne xy = trvl upn +? - Padre ! It seems to me you are a little bit slow with your explanations. >nn - ! lv danger. ! lv uar 2. tzo long az u u!n. [..] - What ? Never ! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TuuuT > http://www.m9ndfukc.org/data/picz/lc.jpg.00.jpg > http://www.m9ndfukc.org/data/picz/lc.jpg.02.jpg > http://www.m9ndfukc.org/data/picz/lc.jpg.04.jpg > > > > + !.ll shou u uat an art!zt ! kan b u!th ur un!.4rm sh!rt there ? http://www.ezaic.de/hello/padre.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ P.S. dear, this is your fault. I am really not so sure, if this was the kind of garnish, I was talking about. Pretty sure, that Syndicate stands this. But Nettime.... ( someone told me ) ? ...not only because it is an American list... I am not so sure about this. Did you send this to rhizome also ? .... hm ? Cannot check this now, their archives are so slow. tant pis _______________________________________________ Nettime-bold mailing list [email protected] http://amsterdam.nettime.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/nettime-bold