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Re: <nettime> the ugly american
     "porculus" <porculus@wanadoo.fr>
     Philip.Pocock@t-online.de (philip pocock)

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From: "porculus" <porculus@wanadoo.fr>
Subject: Re: <nettime> the ugly american
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 15:23:36 +0100

> I hope this translates. Or as one of Andr� Br�ton's correspondents
> famously put it: "Rien ne vous tue un homme comme de l'obliger de
> representer un pays."
>
> Keith Sanborn

well even this guy breton was just a kind of stalinist of carnival he was
not exactly what on could call a political model, this sentence is rather a
poor echo of the ww1 trauma due to his time, a time when usan pleaded for a
peace with 'no winner nor defeated' then some infinite justice & infinite
tribute payback to france did dady cool adolf, on call that to jump to gross
bertha frying pan to panzer divizion fire. bah who ask you to 'represent'
your country ? i read some american ask with some pose the canadian
citizenship az some provocation..permit i tell you from here it's idiot,
really it's as some theologist who said balsphemy are the last proof of
faith..who care of that ? except those who want to make again the
demonstration god must bless america ? who -really- believe they are on this
world for some mission ? merde ! give it up, everybody on this world must do
politic, just politic, good one if it's possible, with honorable reachable
mean , yes, as fucking nice say of a guy who spoke politic at the london
radio..during the early ww2, he spoke in thinking the radio line was over
and going on the conversation with the interviewer who ask 'but we have
nothing to oppose to hitler if he reach our cost' and the guy to reply 'we
have some empty bottle of beer till, so we throw him all our empty bottle of
beer if needed' the name of this guy was winston churchill & hope you notice
he said only empty ones, it's one calls the 'human condition'

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Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 15:50:10 +0100
Subject: Re: <nettime> the ugly american
From: Philip.Pocock@t-online.de (philip pocock)

Am Monday den, 17. February 2003, um 07:55, schrieb Keith Sanborn:

 <...>
> "Who is the President"
>
> "I'd rather not talk about it."
 <...>

here's another bushi joke i got in my mail kieth...

George Bush: condoleeza!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?

Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of 
China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

condoleeza: "Hu" is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

condoleeza:  That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China?

condoleeza: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

condoleeza: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

condoleeza:  Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

condoleeza:  Hu.

George:  The Chinaman!

condoleeza: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

condoleeza:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

condoleeza: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

condoleeza: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader in
China?

condoleeza:  Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

condoleeza:  That's correct.

George:  Then who is in China?

condoleeza:  Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

condoleeza:  No, sir.

George: Then who is?

condoleeza:  Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

condoleeza:  No, sir.

George:   Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.
          Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

condoleeza:  Kofi?

George:  No, thanks.

condoleeza: You want Kofi?

George:  No.

condoleeza: You don't want Kofi.

George:  No.  But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. 
And
then
get me the U.N.

condoleeza:  Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

condoleeza: Kofi?

George:  Milk! Will you please make the call?

condoleeza:  And call who?

George:  Who is the guy at the U.N?

condoleeza:  Hu is the guy in China.

George:  Will you stay out of China?!

condoleeza:  Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get me the guy at the U.N.

condoleeza:  Kofi.

George:  All right!  With cream and two sugars.  Now get on the phone.

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